Saikex's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Falcon Punch Joke]

For crappy animation, disturbing images, and borderline pornographic innuendos; this animation is just downright lung-busting funny.

It is a joke and does involve 'falcon punch.' The plot is fulfilled! Do you know how many times I've seen this cartoon in the last couple of days? HAHAHAHA

Speedo responds:

If its my profile biography thing you're basing that off... JUST TO CLEAR THINGS UP, by crappy animation, I mean my animation's actually pretty bad. People say "UR GR8 @ ANIM8SHUN" but undoubtedly, they mean the art, not the actual animation. Disturbing images - were more so in my older cartoons but'll probably be back - where there was like 1 frame accompanied by an "OOOOH" or "DUN!" sound (lol) inspired by Spongebob, Flapjack, etc. Borderline pornographic, well a couple animations I'm in the process of making now, plus my art portal entries...

BURT YEARH. This toon doesn't really contain any of that (part from the bad animation i guess) so yeah. I dont know why I felt compelled to respond like this

[Zelda UO BETA [REMAKE]: Episode 1]

You're back? I honestly thought you weren't going to even touch the LoZ stuff again, yet here you are. I few weeks ago I decided to visit memory lane (old Newgrounds videos) and I remembered that I used to watch this. Then I read the news that you were doing a remake. What made you come back?

Glad you're doing this again. You're animation seems to have improved greatly over the last few years. But the question is, will you actually go past the Deku Story Arc? And will you fill in that weird gap with the dragon fight scene?

I think I will serve as a critic, hope this is ok. Don't worry I don't bite.

CRITICS POINTS:

Art and Design----- The animation looks well polished and contains lush colors. Beautifully done!

Sound----- Voice acting seems pretty good, but I recommend the voice actors project more. It feels like the music sometimes blurs away the dialogue, but this is less often. Be ecstatic!!!

Video Length----- Are you going to make this EXACTLY like last time? The first few original episodes were just as short. Some barely had any action, which is what happened here as well. Try making the videos a little longer... long enough for satisfaction in terms of action and plot development. In the original episodes, we don't see forshadowing until the second or third episode. That should normally be something that starts like in episode 1.

And with that, I give you a 4.5/5 . I will be awaiting for the upcoming installment. Good luck.

[Derpy Cardcaptor]

I was just browing by the MLP section trying to find a good parody, when I came across this. I was like, 'Derpy Cardcaptor? How?' I had a feeling it would be the intro or something and VOILA!!! Suddenly Im seeing good animation, well thought out transitions and lights, and perfectly synced to the music. It all stays true to the characters of MLP while respecting the Cardcaptor music.

You really nailed it!!!! 5/5

[Minions - Arkham City]

This is probably the only animated Arkham City parody in the internet (or at least from what IM aware of...). The only question is, WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG?!!! It was sooooo hilarious. I'm sure this would've inspired a whole bunch of Arkham City parodies had it been posted around the game's release.

You guys deserve a true 5/5. Please make more Arkham parodies, I'd love to see more. =D

[Thank you Edd.]

To TheBloodseeker-- GO TO HELL YOU LIMEY FUCKHOLE

I didn't personally watch all of the Edd's World episodes and parodies, but I can tell that this fellow human being was care free and joyful. The fact that he left so many smiles and broken hearts... he must've been a truly wonderful person.

This may sound a little corny, but his spirit is still present in this site, in his fans, his friends and his family. At it will always carry on, so long as we continue to laugh and enjoy what he left us-- I think that's how he would've wanted it. God be with him.

Rest in Peace

Yusuf responds:

What did his review say?

[Egorapture]

You pretty much nailed the Egoraptor style-- nice work Spazkid. I give you a 6/10. The animation was terrific, but you lost points for that Bible joke, which I didnt really enjoy. Still love your videos Ego!!! Good luck to you and PLEASE post Girlchan already (I give you 3 and a half stars).

Spazkid responds:

its a good thing I dont have eyes

[Dragonzball P]

That just about sums it, right?

Even though this short completly bastardizes my memories of rockem-sockem super power warriors with gold hair, I enjoyed this. This is exactly what show was all about hahahaha. Although I do remember the show being bloodier

Yo Oney and psychicpebble-- 10 out of 10 dudes.

[PokeAwesome]

Ego justifies Awesome once again

I'd been waiting for this video to come out for months, JUST to see what Ego was gonna do to the famous Pokemon series (and he didnt disapoint me).

I was already smiling when I saw the fat Ash Katchem from the easter basket, but I was officially laughing too hard when I heard Ego's wacky voice coiming out of that fucked up Pikachu. Who wouldn't laugh? Even if that's your first Awesome video you'd ever seen, it wouldn't take you longer than 5 seconds to crack up.

Good lord I was laughing to the point where I nearly pewked through my ears. I was at work just browsing through facebook and somebody happens to post a link to the youtube version. I couldn't stop myself from laughing at the crazy sleurs and shit coming out of Venasaur "Youre the one who keeps track of that shit, I just fucking takes hits for you". And Pikachu was like "WE DO IT FOR YOU, YOU FUCKINASSHOLE." Im glad I didnt get fired for all the 'fucks' in the air, but I would risk my job watching this clip a thousand times over. But hey I figure that my workers "aren't stupid, cause I say fuck a lot, and they're ok with that"... Sequilitis joke... nevermind.

You know all of this time I was wondering what Ego had in mind, cause ya know someone tried doing a Pokeawesome (which I recall is REALLY old). No offense to his fan, but I would watch Ego's version a thousand times over-- I mean COME ON-- if its directly animated by Ego its gonna be fucking great. And I was worried that Ego would never actually consider doing a PokeAwesome video cause of that other version before his. But NO, Ego was like FUCK THAT Im gonna make MY PokeAwesome. And I would strongly encourage him to go on and make more videos that some of his fans claimed over, cause you know-- he's the real deal-- some of those games I can see Ego's version really working, ya know?

And with that, I give Ego a true 10 out of 10.... now please post Girlchan 4 man.